Evidently some people are big fans of Chuck Norris. Judging from the one Texan I know - he's pretty big celebrity down there. Even Wikipedia declares him an internet phenomenon. I must have missed that part of the 1990s. I've actually received an email discussing 100 ways Chuck uses his roundhouse. Who knew people actually cared about him?!?"If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face."
"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death."
"If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever."
2 comments:
Was it really necessary to put up his picture?
You better put up his picture. Chuck Norris deserves your respect or you'll receive a fatal roundhouse kick to the face.
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